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A Blonde Barmaid

The pub that my team played in the other night had a new young barmaid that the Landlord was very pleased with. The girl was a very pretty blonde and she was obviously not very experienced. No doubt the local young men were being attracted to the pub by the girl, because sexist it may be, but I am sure every one will agree that a pretty face behind the bar is good for trade. However, as I said she was blonde and I was told afterwards, she was a natural blonde. I had suspected as much when she served me to a round of drinks.

The day had been good to me and as such I was in a silly mood, so I did my frequent stupid trick of handing over the glasses for refills one at a time. First of all I handed over the glass for my Diet Coke that may have been a half pint glass or might have been some sort of soft drinks tumbler as I had previously had a can of Coke. I passed the glass over and said, “Could I have a PINT of Lager please.” The Blonde barmaid picked the glass up and then I passed over a pint glass and said, “And a diet Coke please.” I watched in amazement as she started to pour the pint of Lager into the soft drinks glass and repeated, “I did say a PINT of Lager please.” The blonde looked at the small partly filled glass and said, “Oh,” then poured the lager out of the small Coke glass into the pint glass and continued to fill it. I did not laugh, but I looked at the man sitting at the bar next to me who looked at the girl and then back to me with an astonished  look on his face.

We have all heard of the expression of “Pouring a quart into a pint pot,” but I have never seen anyone actually try to pour a pint into a half-pint glass. I have pulled the same trick many times before and the bar staff always realise before they start pouring, hold the glass up and say something like, "Yes, well done, very funny," but as I said she was blonde! After she had poured the lager, I repeated, “And a diet Coke please.”
She picked up the pint Lager glass and asked, “Do you want a pint of Coke?”
“Yes, OK then,” I replied and she started to pour it. Then I added another two pints of 6X to the order.
The Blonde questioned me, “Do you want ice?” to which I replied, “Yes please, but not in the Beer.” She saw the joke that time and laughed!

 

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