Beer
Goggles
It
has always been a widely held belief that alcohol clouds peoples judgement and
more especially makes them look at everything through “Rose Tinted
Spectacles,” or "Beer Goggles." However, a report by the University
of Leicester, that was recently published, concluded that alcohol consumption
does not inflate the perceived attractiveness of somebody. In fact the general
results showed that alcohol actually made other people appear less attractive in
the eye of the beholder. The report found that people who had drunk some alcohol
consistently overestimated the age of the girls in the test pictures by an
average of 3.5 years. (240 members of the public were
approached in bars and cafés, asked to look at photographs of ten young women
aged 17, and asked to rate their attractiveness. Some of
the photos had been digitally altered to give the faces a younger or older
appearance and some of the girls had used make-up in some of the pictures. 50%
of the participants had drunk some alcohol before the test and their
blood-alcohol level had been measured by a breathalyser test to confirm that.)
Perhaps the following couple of jokes should
now be relegated to the archives;-
Police
are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and
stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the
market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting
men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.
It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used
by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
"Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers,"
men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.
After
drinking "Beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that:
"something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are
swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a
relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may
even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of
servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where
you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest
you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
A
husband and wife were out shopping in the local supermarket when the husband
placed a large multi-pack of 12 cans of beer into their trolley. His wife
immediately said, "Put that back we can't afford it."
So the husband reluctantly obeyed. A little further on his wife picked up a
large tub of beauty cream priced at £20 and put it in the trolley. Her husband
said, "If we can't afford my beer, we can't afford your cream."
His wife replied, "You want me to look beautiful don't you?"
To which her husband responded, "Yes of course, but after 12 cans of beer
you will look more beautiful to me and the beer only costs £10!
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