A Bad Chat Up Line.

A rather attractive young lady has started work as a barmaid at the local club where I play darts twice a week and when I went into the club the other night there was only one person in the club besides myself and the new barmaid, so I had a little chat to her while she was getting my diet coke. She asked if there was a match in the club to which I replied there wasn’t because we were playing away. “That’s good,” she said “because I don’t like it too smokey and when it’s busy and there’s a lot of darters smoking in the club it makes my eyes water.”
“You won’t have to put up with that much longer,” I said pointing to the notice about the forthcoming smoking ban in all public places in July.
“I know, I’ll have to give up,” she said
“Most people find that sucking boiled sweets helps when they give up smoking,” I said and added “But that won’t do much for your figure.”
“I’ll have to find something else to do with my mouth,” she said.
At this point I could have said something really very rude, but didn’t and settled for something only a little rude. “Most ladies don’t usually have any trouble exercising their jaw muscles,” I said and gave a little grin.  “That reminds me of something I heard recently,” I said. “You know that the Japanese are very good at making cameras and improving the technical capabilities of them. Well, one firm has just made a camera with a super fast shutter speed. The shutter speed is so fast that the camera can even take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.”
“Go and play darts,” she said in no uncertain terms.
Perhaps I should have used a different approach and a better chat up line because she was very pretty. Never mind I still had a game of darts to look forwards to and as always that was the reason I had gone out.